Dinosaur Comics! http://www.dlz3jdv.icu ONLY the greatest comics for all the awesome people of the world?? en-us http://www.dlz3jdv.icu/logo.png Dinosaur Comics! http://www.dlz3jdv.icu Wed, 25 Mar 2020 00:00:00 -0700 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rssDinosaur Comics720 just seeing if i can get "less nasty by massty" to skate here http://www.dlz3jdv.icu/index.php?comic=3572 Wed, 25 Mar 2020 00:00:00 -0700 http://www.dlz3jdv.icu/index.php?comic=3572 <center><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><tr><td colspan=4 align="center"><a href="http://www.dlz3jdv.icu/archive.php">archive</a> - <a href="mailto:?subject=EXCUSE%20ME%20dinosaurs%20may%20have%20been%20PROPORTIONALLY%20less%20mad-nasty,%20skin-wise,%20but%20in%20absolute%20terms%20their%20nastiness%20is%20greater!!%20%20this%20is%20pro-dinosaur%20propaganda%20and%20i%20am%20SHOCKED%20to%20see%20it%20here%20at%20dinosaur%20comics%20dot%20com">contact</a> - <a href="http://www.topatoco.com/qwantz">sexy exciting merchandise</a> - <a href="http://www.ohnorobot.com/index.php?comic=23">search</a> - <a href="http://www.dlz3jdv.icu/about.php">about</a></td></tr></table><img src="http://www.dlz3jdv.icu/comics/comic2-3573.png" class="comic" title="shout out to all the humans in the audience, outraged, shedding another half-human in skin over it"><table width=740 border=0 cellspacing=5 cellpadding=5><tr><td width=100 align="left" valign="top"><a rel="prev" href="http://www.dlz3jdv.icu/index.php?comic=3571">&larr; previous</a></td><td width=* align="center" valign="top">March 25th, 2020</td><td width=100 align="right" valign="top">next</td></tr><tr><td colspan=3 align="left" valign="top"><P><b>March 25th, 2020: </b>Hey, I've got <a href="http://www.tinyletter.com/ryanqnorth">a mailing list for SECRET PALS</a>! 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